Zak seldom gets political. Unfortunately, from being a committed couch cat, a few opinions had sunk in. So, he made this poem.
Obama Rhymes With
There was a man named Obama
Whose name rhymed with Osama
No one thought there was a connection
Until after Obama won the election.
Then Barack Hussien
Started to play the game,
With his hands on foreign aid,
Hamas could perform more raids.
With Michelle in the White House
She was now proud of her spouse,
Barack had proven he was no bum,
He would never live in a slum.
Iran would not be a threat,
He would kiss the mullahs and make nice,
That they would have a bomb is a good bet,
Like Russian roulette he would role the dice.
At home he would give away the store,
He'd milk the rich
And he would house and feed the poor,
America would be no more.
